Pardon the mess The maid isn't in today!
Come in we are open
WELCOME to our HOME
Dads garage
Be a sweetie Wipe your feetie
Don't dream your life, live your dream.
Let faith be your guide
House Rules: #1. Mom's the Boss #2. See Rule #1
Sorre we're CLOSED Come in we're OPEN
Bless our HOME with love and laughter
My house was clean last week - sorry you missed it.
Tired parents and happy kids lives here
BEWARE This area is protected by GUARD DOGS
Bed & Breakfast You make both
Hot beer Lousy food Bad service Welcome Have a nice day
Forget the dogs, beware of the kids
Desperate house wives live here
House rules: #1 Mom's the boss #2 See rule #1
Please feel free to smoke outside.