LAUNDRY - drop your pants here
Pardon the mess The maid isn't in today!
My husband said it was either him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
Caution - Women at work Cook your own meal
A man's home is his castle, until his queen arrives.
Mom's LAUNDRY Help wanted
Men are like high heels Easy to walk on once you get the hang of them
Laundry room rules You wear it - you wash it
How many men does it take to change a loo roll? No one knows. It never happened!
Be a sweetie Wipe your feetie
Don't dream your life, live your dream.
A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear
Let faith be your guide
House Rules: #1. Mom's the Boss #2. See Rule #1
Coffee - Chocolate - Men the richer the better!
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
A happy couple: He does what she wants and she does what she wants
Four little dirty words: WASH COOK IRON DUST
It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.